A Couple Of Corks Short Of A Stereotype


Apparently the people in the photo are angry about the state of the road and not the 'little left to the imagination' nature of the shorts on the chap on the right, who you'll be amazed to learn isn't called Bruce.

The Gympie Times | Brooloo Folk Want Road To Use

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Pen Inspired Grumpiness. Yes, Pen!

Dave Crampton is furious after his son Joel, 9, was given a Hell Pizza pen in the shape of a syringe...


But not as furious as he is when people come up to him and ask what it's like working with Ricky Gervais.

The Dominion Post | Pizza Chain Denies Copying Stunt

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Whatever Happened To Old Cartoon Characters #1

The first in what's likely to be a very, very infrequent series.

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

In north west London protesting against the building of a temporary school.

Brent & Kilburn Times | Temporary School Approved in Roe Green Village

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Another Wind Turbine, More Angry Locals

For a picture containing what are supposed to be angry residents, the emotions on the adults appear to range from 'slightly miffed' right down to 'full on bored'.  Fortunately for them though the little girl is exuding enough angriness to make up the shortfall of it from her peers.

You do wonder what she's most angry about though. Is it the thought of the impact on her quality of life that the turbine would have and the blight it would have on an area known for its picturesque scenery? Or is that her parents have chosen to dress her up as Bet Lynch circa an early 80's episode of Coronation Street?

Pendle Today | Residents Angry At Wind Turbine Proposal

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Flying Bin Lid Induces Grumpiness

So, it's windy. You're walking the dog. And a bin lid hits you square in the face.




“I went to the local council office because I wondered whether I might be able to get some compensation but they told me it was an act of God.”

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Attractive foreign students grumpy about voyeur landlord.



Two female Bulgarian students found cameras in their apartment that they said have been trained on their every move, from going to sleep to taking showers.


St Petersburg Times

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Digital Switchover Grumping

The digital switchover has gripped the nation for many months now. And for one couple in Essex, it has brought unexpected, um, perks.


Coronation Street


No Corrie for us...but we do get adult channels!

NIGHTS in front of the TV are no longer the same for one Wix couple.

David and Dee Coe have lost out on Coronation Street and have picked up
adult and shopping channels after retuning their TV for the digital
switchover on Wednesday.

Previously, they received terrestrial channels one to five. Now they
only get BBC.

Mrs Coe, 68, of Harwich Road, said: “It’s not just the shopping
channels. We suddenly have all these adult channels, which are
disgusting.

“We don’t want them. I’m missing Coronation Street and Loose Women and
want them back.

“All I can say is it’s good we don’t have children.’’ They sought help
from Digital UK, the company leading the switchover.

The couple say they were shocked to find they could wait a year until
the area receives a signal boost, and even that might not solve the
problem.

Mrs Coe said: “We phoned first thing on Thursday, only to be told
because we are getting the signal from Sudbury it isn’t strong enough
for this area.

“We could have to wait up to a year before we could get back ITV and
see the other channels.

“They told us an alternative would be to buy more equipment.

“But I don’t see why we should have to.

“We are pensioners and the television is all we have to look forward to.

“It’s incredibly disappointing.”

A Digital UK spokesman said the couple were suffering from variable
reception.

He said he would pass on the concerns to the broadcasting team. He
said: “It might be Freeview is not the best option for them.

“I would recommend they look at alternative digital services, such as
Freesat.”



No Corrie for us...but we do get adult channels! (From Essex County
Standard)

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