Jet-skis making you irate, tell the state

James Berger from Gold Coast Seadoo leads the protest over plans to ban jet-skis from some boat ramps.

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Unfortunately the bottom of Mr Berger's sign has been cropped out of the photo. It should read: I jetski! & I vote! & I overuse exclamation points!

Anyway, wouldn't jet-skiing and voting make the ballot paper soggy?

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There's a big stink in Penrith

'Disgusting ... Rebecca Morgan and twin daughters Isabella and Scarlett, 1, at home in Erskine Park'

Is it the state of the bins following Penrith Council's decision to move to fortnightly refuse collections that the caption writer finds disgusting or Mrs Morgan and family? If it's the latter it seems incredibly harsh.

But then again she does appear ready to put one of the twins in the black wheelie bin...

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...when, as we all know, they should be put in the green one instead along with the other biodegradable matter.

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Pensioner tells photographer to F**k Off

Heartlands developer allays concerns

No-one will shake Ms Staple from the belief that cameras are evil soul catchers.

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Seniors furious at Fawkner centre fee rises

Kudos here to the lady on the left in the purple print skirt, who is grumping enough for all her colleagues. Which is just as well.

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Jane's Addiction exit riles festival-goers

There's some really good Jane's Addiction tracks (Been Caught Stealing, No-one's Leaving) But the 'Best Of' I downloaded the other week had some stinkers on it too.

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Cows head to mainland for farmers' protest

Middle-aged grumpiness is a niche market

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SHOVE IT! Angry monster trucks owner fires up

No more monster trucks? Say it ain't so, Joe!

 

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Noisy surprise stuns Patterson Lakes residents

Half this bunch look like they're laughing at him.

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Irate residents vow to block pipeline

What has he seen that his neighbours haven't?

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Anger over Onka name

His Spidey Sense is obviously kicking in

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A state of decay

Do we reckon that's a boy or a girl, centre stage?

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$500 a year to watch kids swim

Gary Glitter would happily pay twice this much I reckon

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Police used us as bait

I'll let the picture do the talking on this one

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Lovelorn teen nicks street sign

Be honest, girls. Nothing says "I love you" quite like a road sign, does it?

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Dog fight imminent

Never work with children or animals they say.

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Clearly no-one could communicate the gravity of the situation to this rather cheery looking hound. But props to Ms Forrest for being grumpy enough for two.

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Cremation? Fumes? Could have done better with that.

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I've been to Darwin. I didn't meet Ariel while I was there, thankfully.

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