Jet-skis making you irate, tell the state

James Berger from Gold Coast Seadoo leads the protest over plans to ban jet-skis from some boat ramps.

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Unfortunately the bottom of Mr Berger's sign has been cropped out of the photo. It should read: I jetski! & I vote! & I overuse exclamation points!

Anyway, wouldn't jet-skiing and voting make the ballot paper soggy?

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McDonald's Happy Meal 'came with cigarette'

A young mother was horrified when she found a cigarette inside a McDonald’s Happy Meal she bought for her son.

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Now, if I'm honest, the baby looks more horrified than mum does. It's possible the child has just realised that a torrent of free Happy Meals lies ahead of him.

Yet again, Steve Mann comes up trumps. C'mon people, sort it out!

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'Princess' banned from Disneyland over dress

Excited mother Natasha Narula thought it would be fun to dress like a princess to take her daughter to Disneyland Paris.

Can you guess what happened next?

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Dressing up in fancy dress is such a hoot. Guarantees a right good time AND loads of people can see how wacky you are. Double whammy.

For the second day running, thanks go to Steve for the find. It's beginning to look like he might be the only one out there that cares. That can't be right, surely?

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Man banned for drink-driving in 'Barbie' pink electronic Jeep

A 40-year-old man who admitted driving a modified pink toy car dubbed a 'Barbie Jeep' on a road while over the drink-drive limit is starting a three-year ban, police said today.

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There's nothing funny about drink driving. All right-thinking people know this. However, to be done for it in a child's car, and then to have your grumpy face emblazoned across the newspapers is, perhaps, a little bit of light relief.

Huge thanks to Steve Mann for the spot.

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Truck demonstration costs $3m

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Clean air for kids? Sounds like a great swap to me!

And with birth control these days seeming particularly lax, there's a near inexhaustable supply of them too.

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Ashfield BNP election candidate has blood covered effigy sent to him

Election fever hits Angels With Grumpy Faces today, as we start a series (this is likely to prove untrue under historical examination) of posts highlighting the fact that politics isn't all fun and games. There is some very serious business discussed over expense lunches and civic do's.

*editorial comment*

This man is not an angel. He is an arse, and I find his political views abhorrent.

Now that's cleared up, hahahahaha.

A Grumpy BNP Candidate

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