Pet shop owner fined £1,000 and told to wear an electronic tag...

There are few things more pleasing to the soul than the ire of the Daily Mail.

Pleasingly, over 800 people have taken the time out to comment on this story since it's publication less than 24 hours ago. And these are the same folks who will lambast foreigners for being lazy and work shy.

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Furious residents slam electricity company over power cuts

'Furious residents have hit out at electricity bosses after continuing to be blighted with power cuts'

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Don't ask me, I've no idea why the dog and parrot had to be included in the photo either.

Although one train of thought does suggest it was to draw the readers attention away from the look of terror in the lady's eyes. Either she believes that the camera is taking a little piece of her soul or her husband has failed to remove the packet of Werther's Originals from his pocket again.

This man is an idiot

Pompey Investor Anonymous

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For those unfamiliar with this "character", he is a football fan. He gives the rest of us a bad name. He changed his name to that of his favourite football club. He rings a bell ALL THE SODDING TIME. I hate him.

No sex please, we're...amazed, frankly

Telly and sex are our only luxuries

Swear to god, if you look closely, you can see the glimmer of smile of relief creeping on to his lips

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Point Clare bus changes maroon residents

'Pearl Beach resident Robert Lillico waits for a Busways bus that may never come'

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Well that's what happens when you give Godot a job as a bus driver.

Pensioner tells photographer to F**k Off

Heartlands developer allays concerns

No-one will shake Ms Staple from the belief that cameras are evil soul catchers.

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Village being torn apart by St Albans school places row

I would wager that none of these kids gives a flying toss about what their parents are getting all het up about

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Some fuming over proposed cell tower

The answer to the question that's on everyone lips: "What would American Gothic look like if Grant Wood painted it today?"

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Dog mess makes school walk a misery

The errant gaze of most of the participants in this shot leads me to believe this was a mulit-camera shoot. A very slow news day in Woking.

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This man is not called Grant.

Grant blow for leg amputee man

Do you run the risk of going to hell for saying anything facetious in these circumstances? The guidelines are unclear.

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Cameron’s “green housing” plan unpicked

In keeping with our newly found position as the nation's internet darling, Angel's is proud to present the man who would be king. Ladies and gentlemen, David Cameron.