Pet shop owner fined £1,000 and told to wear an electronic tag...

There are few things more pleasing to the soul than the ire of the Daily Mail.

Pleasingly, over 800 people have taken the time out to comment on this story since it's publication less than 24 hours ago. And these are the same folks who will lambast foreigners for being lazy and work shy.

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Don't ask me, I've no idea why the dog and parrot had to be included in the photo either.

Although one train of thought does suggest it was to draw the readers attention away from the look of terror in the lady's eyes. Either she believes that the camera is taking a little piece of her soul or her husband has failed to remove the packet of Werther's Originals from his pocket again.

This man is an idiot

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For those unfamiliar with this "character", he is a football fan. He gives the rest of us a bad name. He changed his name to that of his favourite football club. He rings a bell ALL THE SODDING TIME. I hate him.