A petition of 30?? The authorities must be shitting themsleves

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Lynne Campbell and Brian Wolff, both of Sawyers Bay, consider a petition of 30 signatures asking the Otago Regional Council to keep the 5.15pm bus service from the city to Port Chalmers, after it was changed to 5.30pm with little apparent consultation, they say. 

To paraphrase the great thinker Naomi Campbell, I wouldn't get out of bed for thirty signatures.